Guess who’s wearing a pair of jeans that she hasn’t fit into in 2 years??? Come on, I know you can figure it out….. Okay, okay! I’ll tell you who.
Uh huh! That’s right! (Pause for dancing and booty shaking….)
The funniest part is that about 2 months ago I almost threw away the jeans I am wearing right now! At that point I had almost decided that I would get rid of anything I had in single-digit sizes because I would never, ever fit in them again. Yeehaw!
(Come on! Shake it with me now!)